Hello Mr. Crabs and Mrs. Tacos, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
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Your model for today is an actress who started out in soaps, music videos, then transitioned into slasher movies and finally got her big break in a tween hero movie. She has more than two beautiful, striking features that may or may not be real.
She was born to a pair of lawyers in New York City, her brother is an actor and her grandfather was a congressman from Connecticut. She’s about yay high and yay wide and weighs just enough to rock the boat.
She took her top off and waggled her sweater puppies in Woody Harrelson‘s face in True Detective which just re-enforces my belief that Woody is the luckiest man on Earth besides yours truly.
Please try and keep grandma from petting the possum long enough to welcome, Miss Alexandria Daddario!
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