Small Boob Friday

Good day, hosefuckers!!!

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I know all you assface douches don’t like Ani, but Wiser will love this shit. It’s tuba playing faggots, a few other horns, and a little percussion just fucking around. Plus the drummer is a pretty good looking box licker so it fists our theme for the day.

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Do you like lesbians? I like lesbians, so today we’re going to explore the deep dark world of ballerina lesbianism…for science. Normally this weekly post–the first of its kind–would be devoted to ladies with large mammary glands. But not today piglets. Today, because yesterday was my birfinday, I reserve the right to replace the normal Friday cow with a true beauty. A stunning, gal that speaks Russian and Engrish. A chick that has one brown eye (your whore mouth; shut it) and one green eye. A gal that emails me, texts, me and stalks me 24/7. Please put down the BBD and put your hands together for MILA KUNIS!!!!!111!!!!!!!!1

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MJ, I love you. Cum back to bed.

FUCK YOU BANANA!!!!!!

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1481 – The largest of three earthquakes strikes the island of Rhodes and causes an estimated 30,000 casualties.

1802 – Washington, D.C. is incorporated as a city.

1901 – The Great Fire of 1901 begins in Jacksonville, Florida.

1937 – Gone with the Wind, a novel by Margaret Mitchell, wins the Pulitzer Prize for Fiction.

1952 – The Kentucky Derby is televised nationally for the first time on the CBS network.

1973 – The 108-story Sears Tower in Chicago is topped out at 1.451 feet as the world’s tallest building.

1979 – Margaret Thatcher is elected to her first term as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.

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Take Me Into Your Skin, MJ.

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I’m a bad girl, MJ. Punish me.

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I wore these boots for you, MJ.

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Drink of the Week!!!!!! A friend taught me this one.