Hello basket cases and basket faces, welcome to the first installment of:
Got Totally Robbed in 2017 for Big Boob Friday Championships-
Contestant #1 who I am totally reposting from last year.
Today’s model did not have an good agent, competent legal representation. or readily available nakies which probably was an automatic disqualifier for the cheaters who elevated these over this, this, aaaand this in last year’s championship round.
She has the best name, the best smile, and wholesome good looks that should, in a world with any justice, make her the queen of the universe.
Please welcome back the imaginary girlfriend Colorado Alex wishes he was always talking about, Miss Carolina Neto!
***From September 8th, 2017***
Hello spooners and herders, welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today is a college student from Portugal, some light internet stalking reveals little statistical information, I can confirm the absence of the typical porchy pornstar mustache and prehensile tail. Please stretch your calves and welcome, Miss Carolina Neto!