Big Boob Friday

Hi there!! Welcum to another edition of this blog’s long running version of Masterpiece Theater. As you know, you don’t know shit, so this post will attempt to play off of that truth by deceiving you. Confused? Me neither.

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I’m not going to screw around with any stupid introductions this week. This is Clapton, and Clapton is God. Quick story; when I was in HS, I saw Clapton at Alpine Valley, an outdoor venue. He was touring in support of Journeyman, a much overlooked album in his long distinguished career. During this song, which I absolutely love, he teased the audience a bit, and then blew everyone away. At right around the three minute mark in the song, the band stopped playing and drew out the silence to the point where the audience started clapping, thinking that it was over. They started back into the song very quietly, then Clapton broke into the guitar solo with a note that actually knocked me off of my feet. I looked around, and the people who were once standing around me were seated as well. Clapton is God.

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This weeks model is a hybrid. Half pig, half tit monster. She hails from the South American country of Romania, which is known for its big breasted ladies and unibrows. Please welcome the girl who was asked to spell HH at her high school spelling bee…Joanna Bliss!!!!!!!!

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Learn some shit!!!!!

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1654 – Louis XIV is crowned King of France.

1800 – David Thompson reaches the mouth of the Saskatchewan River in Manitoba.

1862 – The United States and the United Kingdom agree to suppress the slave trade.

1863 – During the French intervention in Mexico, Mexico City is captured by French troops.

1893 – Mohandas Gandhi’s first act of civil disobedience.

1909 – Mary Pickford makes her screen debut at the age of 16.

1929 – The Lateran Treaty is ratified, bringing Vatican City into existence.

1944 – World War II: The steamer Danae carrying 350 Cretan Jews and 250 Cretan partisans is sunk without survivors off the shore of Santorini.

1965 – The Supreme Court of the United States hands down its decision in Griswold v. Connecticut, effectively legalizing the use of contraception by married couples.

1967 – Israeli forces enter Jerusalem during the Six-Day War.

1975 – The inaugural Cricket World Cup begins in England.

2006 – Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, the leader of Al-Qaeda in Iraq, is killed in an airstrike by the United States Air Force.

2013 – MJ realized he’s on a pun thread at the H2.

2045 – Alien space pirates beat the crap out of Alan Rickman.

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Drink of the Week–Bourbon