Hello Bags of Douche, and welcome to Big Boob Friday. It is I, your talented and oft taken-for-granted host, Pupster.
Capital Em Capital Jay is looking to have a more personal, real world encounter with at least one boob today, so I’m filling in and wishing him the best.
I wrote this song for Cyn after she broke my heart by telling me a cross-country and cross-species relationship would never work, and that I smelled funny and not in the hah-hah way.
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Your model for today lives in Miami, Florida. She is more on the wholesome side of the skankometer, so I hope you will indulge her C cups and not make her feel too self conscious. Please turn off your flight transponders and give a warm welcome to super-model and totally not a stripper, Miss Ashley Sky!
Now let’s take a test, since you are so fucking smart.
- 1781 -The German-born English astronomer Sir William Herschel discovered the planet Georgium Sidus, later known as Uranus.
- 1794 – The cotton gin was patented by Eli Whitney.
- 1939 – The Republic of Czechoslovakia was dissolved, soon to be occupied by the Nazis.
- 1950 – The FBI’s “Ten Most Wanted Fugitives” list made its debut.
- 1964 – Jack Ruby was found guilty of the murder of Lee Harvey Oswald, alleged assassin of President John F. Kennedy.
- 1990 – The Soviet Congress voted Mikhail Gorbachev into the newly-created and powerful position of president.
Now moar.
The drink of the week.
Chow.
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