Hello Jackanapes and Roamie, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
It is I, your always happy, sometimes entertaining, occasionally inebriated, fairly exacerbated, forever loyal and rotund, perpetual Pupster.
Your musical selection of the day is the result of intensive you tube searching before I remembered that nobody clicks on it anyway and I haven’t listened to any new music on purpose in about 10 years or so. So, here:
Your model for today was born on November 27th, 1982 in Swansea, Wales which makes her a mammal if I remember anything from biology class. She started out on a British Reality Show and it was all down-hill from there, because gravity. Please stop bothering the bishop long enough to give a warm welcome to Miss Imogen Thomas!
And now a special gif for my internet friend Jewstin, who thinks boobs are OK but is just not sure what to do with them.
How about a quiz? Today in history:
In 1818, Congress decided the flag of the United States would consist of 13 red and white stripes and 20 stars, with a new star to be added for every new state of the Union.
In 1850, the city of Los Angeles was incorporated.
In 1859, “Dixie” was performed publicly for the first time by Bryant’s Minstrels at Mechanics’ Hall in New York.
In 1949, 12 nations, including the United States, signed the North Atlantic Treaty in Washington, D.C.
In 1960, Elvis Presley recorded “Are You Lonesome Tonight?” in Nashville for RCA Victor.
In 1974, Hank Aaron of the Atlanta Braves tied Babe Ruth’s home-run record by hitting his 714th round-tripper in Cincinnati.
Moar Imogen!
Big fan of the white hose and garters.
That look. *bites lip*
That smirk. *bites paw*
Yehaw.
Just needs a feather duster.
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