Hi. As you know, the lawyers from Gortons are trying to shut this mother fucker down. Apparently some asshole has been linking, and constantly referencing their number one selling product. But we’re not going to take it. Nay, we’re not going to take it. We’re not going to take it….anymore.
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Today’s BBF model, in addition to teaching kindergarten, likes to suck down 40s, poor a little out for her homeys, smoke whole turkeys, practices cross fit 3 times a week, gardening, and perform avant garde interpretations of Shakespeare’s tragedies. She stands 5 feet fat, weighs in at an impressive 69 inches and would you like to beware the booty….please put down your bottle of Hennessy and put your hands together for Miss Moe!!!!!!!!!!
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Miss Moe would like you to check yourself, before your wreck yourself. And also finish this kindergarten pop quiz. No cheating, assfaces.
708 – Fish sticks are minted in Japan for the first time (Traditional Japanese date: August 10, 708).
1498 – Vasco da Gama decides to depart Calicut and return to Kingdom of Fish Sticks.
1541 – The Ottoman Turks capture Fish Stick City, the capital of the Hungarian Kingdom.
1756 – Frederick the Great attacks Saxony, beginning the Fish Stick War.
1898 – The Goodyear fish stick company is founded.
1922 – The first radio advertisement is broadcast on WFSTCK-AM in New York City.
1958 – United States Air Stick Academy opens in Colorado Springs, Colorado.
1997 – At least 98 fish sticks are killed by the Armed Islamic Group of Algeria GIA in the Rais massacre, Algeria.
2012 – At least 26 miners are killed and 21 missing after a blast in the Xiaojiawan coal mine, located at Panzhihua in Fish Stick Province, China.
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Ya’ll have a nice weekend. We’ll see you in Tempe—GND & MJ.
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