BBF

I’m pretty sure that the NSA, TSA, DHS, or C3PO has finally caught up with MJ because that lazy phuck didn’t do BBF. So, without much further ado, welcome to A Chick Doing A Chick Big Boob Friday™.

Here: I think there’s music in the vid below; you check it out and let me know.

Today’s chick is a virgin*. She’s 30-ish and hails from –believe it or not– just down the street from MJ’s house, swearsies. She once said, ”I love to go four-wheeling. I would go out with only my guy friends and fly off these crazy inclines and hills that they were too scared to ride. Man, did they scream.” That makes me laugh and laugh and I’d like to buy her a Xanax Margarita or a Yahoo. Her IQ is 32D-25-33 and she loves to hear you whisper (semi-NSFW) her name softly so don’t fuck it up: Nicci Pisarri.

I’m not one of those mean substitutes so no quiz today (um, unless that’s what you want me to be and then I can totally do that role too). Click or not.

1775 – The Continental Army was founded and this event is considered to be the birth of the United States Army.
1777 – The Continental Congress in Philadelphia adopted the “Stars and Stripes” as the national flag of the United States.
1789 – Captain William Bligh of the HMS Bounty arrived in Timor in a small boat.
1834 – Cyrus Hall McCormick received a patent for his reaping machine.
1834 – Isaac Fischer Jr. patented sandpaper.
1919 – The first non-stop trans-Atlantic flight began.
1945 – Burma was liberated by Britain.
1951 – “Univac I” was unveiled; it was a computer designed for the Census Bureau and billed as the world’s first commercial computer.
1954 - U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower signed an order adding the words “under God” to the Pledge of Allegiance.
1967 - Mariner 5 was launched from Cape Kennedy, FL; the space probe’s flight took it past Venus.
1990 – The U.S. Supreme Court upheld police checkpoints that are used to examine drivers for signs of intoxication.
1996 – The FBI released that the White House had done bureau background reports on at least 408 people without justification.