Good day, puddywhackers. Today’s BBF will have 90% more boob and 10% less content. Yeah boob!
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This weeks song is short and sweet, kind of like me. If you’d like to hear the full version, you can do that here.
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Today’s model is a traditional BBF gal. And by traditional I mean plus sized. And by plus sized I mean a little fat. And by a little fat, I mean a lot fat. Most of these pictures are pretty deceptive, but after extensive research looking for cooter clothed, chaste pictures of our model it appears that she has a very large fat deposit below the belly button, and above her lady business. I believe this is called a front ass. Anyway, she’s hot if you like the Rosettaesque type. Please welcum first time BBF superstar Kyra Sin!!!!!!!!!
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Today’s test will be 100% oral. Hahahaha. That made me giggle like a wee little school boy wearing culottes.
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217 BC – The Romans, led by Gaius Flaminius, are ambushed and defeated by Hannibal at the Battle of Lake Trasimene.
1307 – Külüg Khan is enthroned as Khagan of the Mongols and Wuzong of the Yuan.
1582 – Japanese daimyo Oda Nobunaga is forced to commit suicide in Honnō-ji, Kyoto.
1768 – James Otis, Jr. offends the King and Parliament in a speech to the Massachusetts General Court.
1798 – Irish Rebellion of 1798: The British Army defeats Irish rebels at the Battle of Vinegar Hill.
1824 – Greek War of Independence: Egyptian forces capture Psara in the Aegean Sea.
1864 – New Zealand Land Wars: The Tauranga Campaign ends.
1898 – The United States captures Guam from Spain.
1900 – Baron Eduard Toll, leader of the Russian Polar Expedition of 1900, departs Saint Petersburg in Russia on the explorer ship Zarya, never to return.
1930 – One-year conscription comes into force in France.
1942 – World War II: Tobruk falls to Italian and German forces.
1977 – Bülent Ecevit, of CHP forms the new government of Turkey.
2006 – Pluto’s newly discovered moons are officially named Nix & Hydra.
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Drink of the Week: Froot Loop Martini
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